Golf Hole In One
Why did the Golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why did the astronaut break up with their internet date?
Because they needed space! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why did the doctor carry a red pen?
In case they needed to draw blood! 1 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand by itself?
Because it was two-tired! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi! 0 – 0 Thank You For Your Vote! Sorry You have Already Voted!